Total Medals Earned: 300 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,060 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/65 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (200/300 points)
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/325 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/400 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
It's sad because you died, it's cool because of medal.
Mommy I want to ride this one!
When life sucks eat cupcakes
All that reading for one medal
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Get yourself killed
Ethics anyone?
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
A quick look at SBC
One Kill
use magic
get ending 1
get ending 2
get ending 3
Found the secret medal
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
